Or (to protect his legacy - I will anono-mize his name) _ono of _2:
While I'm still on this side of the camera, I've decided to practice my own paparazzo skills. Just yesterday, I caught the Diva (Sheddy McShedsAlot) in the most unflattering of angles and am consequently publishing her moment for the world (all three of you ((HIGH FIVE))) to see:
So concerned with her personal hygiene, she paid no matter to vanity. "Doh!"