"Price Check on Aisle 9."

Regarding my aversion to the grocery store: I think it's because of the crowds and the general attitude of everyone there. Nobody walks into a grocery store thinking, "I think I would like to spend as much time as possible here...just browse...take my time." Everyone at the grocery store is in a hurry...

...that is everyone except for the people who spend fifteen minutes arguing with the cashier about the ad they saw in the paper three weeks ago that said Windex was buy one get one free.

I, inevitably, always end up in THAT line. It's a gift I guess, I don't know. Do not follow me to a check out line, it's only a matter of time until the cashier flips the switch to turn on her blinking aisle light.