Martin Luther King Day is in January?

Is there any better way to be memorialized than having a national holiday declared in your honor?

No.

There isn't.

In a few weeks from tomorrow, I'm going to remember our friend Martin Luther King Jr. fondly...for all that stuff he did to warrant shutting down all banks, courts, the postal service, etc. High five, MJK Jr. The holidays would totally be over if it weren't for you.