Sometimes personality test results are either one way or the other - you are either this or you're that. When taking the personality test required to be hired for a local Christian bookstore - you are either a green light (available for hire) or a red light (probably not even a Christian - certainly not a candidate for hire). I was pretty Christian-y at the time...or so I thought. I failed my personality test. Red light.
The animal test didn't go well either.
Magpie. The test said my personality paralleled personality traits commonly exhibited by magpies.
People hate magpies.