"Sugar, can I get you a lint roller?"

I've come to the realization that black is no longer flattering when it is covered in cat hair. I might as well wear a name tag that says, "I'm trying pretty hard to look skinny and I'm obviously single."

She's trying to ruin me.

Just the other day I had my back to her as she was planted on MY pillow and when I turned I caught her flipping me the bird...

...I'm a pretty big advocate for springing pets from the joint (humane society) but I'm pretty sure the Diva ended up there because she was owned by people who were not nearly as patient as me.