Sunday, May 31, 2009

Body Language. A Moo Point.

I feel as though I may be a mute when it comes to speaking the body language. Communicating via body language (for me) apparently comes through about as clear as me actually trying to convey a point using my words.




Saturday, May 30, 2009

"You Haven't.."

.."aged a bit!"

Ran into some of the nice guys from high school last night. Small talk, small talk, small talk...then the bomb..."You haven't aged a bit," one of them said to me.

I'm twenty-four. He is going to be pretty disappointed when we show up at the ten year reunion and I have aged a little. Then what are we gonna have to talk about?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

"So what DO you look for in a man?"

Question of the decade. One of these questions you've thought about over and over - maybe even made lists about over the course of your lifetime. I certainly have.

But. When asked said question this past weekend - I blurted out the same non-me-specific mumbo jumbo that a person who hasn't thought about this question would say. I was so internally frustrated for not communicating these points very well that it was hard for me to proceed into new topics of conversation. I wanted to keep coming back to said topic with eloquent and personalized desires - but it's just not as meaningful if you don't say it when the opportunity arises. Kind of like a late come back - impotent.

Lame really.

Speaking of lame...did I ever tell you guys (hi mom) about the time I made it into the local newspaper? Well I did :


Instead of L-A-Y-N-E, they printed my name as L-A-Y-M-E. Layme. Layme=lame. It was a Freudian slip - because it was lame that I was dressed up as a reindeer-hobo-lounge singer. BUT. That's certainly not my name.

It's just my style.

Back to the list and the looking for in a man bit - that's for me to know and for you to be patient enough to drag out of me.

And you, nameless man of the future? What do you look for in a woman?

Does it have anything to do with jingle bell antlers?


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

"That's It - Hunny I Quit."

Dear Adele,

A-flippin-dele - you're ah-mazing. It's like you've got 40,000,000 vocal chords that do anything they want all at the same time. Teach me your smokey ways.




Love,

Monday, May 25, 2009

Happy Memorial Day, Sugar.

Abducted for breakfast, accompanied for reading, and afforded a swim in the pool on a hot day. Then there was the chicken and noodles. You can't go wrong with noodles.

A big thanks to the veterans today. Not just good for a day off - I appreciate you.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

I Shall Call Him...

...McHunky.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Please Don't Make Me Regret This, Taylor.

Tonight I stuck up for Taylor Swift. Is she all together? No. Does she write songs that generally only a 12-17 year old girl can relate to? Yes.

But. She's doing it, you know? She is playing music, on tour - selling out arenas. People are singing her songs.

I think she has potential. I don't care who knows it.